Kacie McDonnell Upgrades From 3rd String QB To Major League 1B Before Ultimately Settling With Blogger

I had this written angrily in my head before the website pissed down it’s own mouth while our fearless leader spent the day walking 18 holes struggling to breathe. Kacie, Kacie, Kacie. How many times can a heart shatter before taking a man down for good? What does this guy have that I don’t besides looks, money, fame, talent and a future? I don’t care if he’s supposed to make close to $14 million over the next two years, the dude is uglier than a sack of assholes. Time to come back to Philly, Kacie. Granted, if and when she gets off the plane I’ll have the Shaka Smart Havoc going, but at least she’ll be where she belongs.

That’s it, Eric Hosmer. You just made the list.

Smitty’s Revenge List:

Joe Carter

The Water Temple

Conestoga Football

JD Drew

Full Tilt Poker

David Portnoy

Rod Johnson

Sidney The Walking Vagina Crosby

God

Eric Hosmer